WHY IS YOUR MOTHER CLEANING YOUR BEDROOM?
(via jennaphresh)
Double grey goose homemade bong
That’s just classy
wow i hate vodka but i still want this
man i coulda so done this shit
omfg i hella want one of these now
v-is:
Ian Somerhalder - Model Citizen 2013i tried to scroll past this and i failed
THE WRINKLES ARE SQUISHY
I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG, omfg
My feels. Ian is so sexy and that dog is adorable aww
(via michael-ceras-mustache)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
(via michael-ceras-mustache)
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
WTF
(via radpops)
