vitali-ty:

realdank:

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

This is fucking amazing LOLOL

i like ur tie

(via ceasetobesilent)

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

(via pornstarbucks)

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

gee, i hope they can longboard b/c my skating is not on point..

(via spicegrrl)

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modern-day-sideshow:

wearejohnlocked:

captured-ghosts:

How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion! 

sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke

Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country

(via uncomfortable-highs)

tyrabankruptcy:

the-anal-rapist:

I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren.

Gerl Plea

(via organic-slut)

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

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vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

image

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

literally brandt

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